Remind me that we had this conversation; if/when Jenn’s cats die and I’m still living with her, we get no more. I’ve accepted living with these guys, but the hair and the barfing all the time are just too much. My biggest fear is that they’re going to ruin the carpets in the new place either puking on them all the…

HI there, hope all is well. We’ll be moving at the end of August, which gives Jenn plenty of time to pack up all her shit. The cat is on me now, trying to pet my face and my hair, I may have to throw him out of his comfortable seat. I’m wearing my NFL hoodie and he keeps digging his nails into it and getting them…

Those are awesome, and I don’t know that I’veever heard of a 25 pound watermelon!! I usually buy the small seedless ones, I cut them in half and wrap up a half to take to work for lunch and it’s easier than chopping up a large one and dragging that along. Have you heard of yellow watermelon? They’re sweeter than the…

Wow, that’s really cool that it grew that much so quickly!!!

Nice! That’s about what my boss would do to me, fake fire me for stealing post-its. I actually fake fired her last week. I told her that because I’m also working for the magazine and Jim, our editor, is technically my “other boss” I like him better than I like her, so I was firing her and making him be my boss for…

I couldn’t seem to make that bloody link work. :( But yes, I do have a sticky note obsession. My boss actually noted to me over the weekend that she’s saving all the pink and blue postie pads for me because she knows those are the colours I liked to steal.

What’s up, mate? Hope all is well with you.

Jenn and I just had a conversation about how i”m never “not busy” or don’t always have something to do. Got all the cleaning done, got my shit together for work tomorrow and she just laughed at me, I’m so organised I make lists about lists. I would be all right with the water bottles becsue they’re not not dirty per…

I’ve never seen that. That’s incredible. And the crowd is singing along to the MUSIC, not just the lyrics. So much energy. Thanks for that. :)

What’s up, mate? Hope all is well with you. I still haven’t watched any football recently, though I did catch part of a World Cup game, colombia and I think Sweden(??) while i was at the pub for my magazine’s editorial meeting. It’s hard to talk work when there’s football on the TV...

Just because.... hope you’re all well. :) G

You did steal my youthfulness, mate! Part of the reason i haven’t gotten back to you til now is i was too busy sleeping. bloody hell. i’m sorry to say I missed all of the Euro qualifiers this weekend, too busy working on all my stuff. Even the England game. :( i never watch the U-21 games, to me it’s kind of the same…

Apparently your oldpersonness is rubbing off on me, Saturday night I was asleep by 10:30. Shameful.

Hello old person! Hope all is well with you. Been crazy around here but that’s feeling like normal these days, so I’m just kind of going with the flow. Keep me posted on how your garden grows.

The UK’s best rap group, the Foreign Beggars...

Sorry, a flat is an apartment. I love to look at brick roads but driving on them is a pain in the arse, I think it kills your tyres.

The Todd Margaret clip was actually pretty funny, I’d like to see how our mate makes out in London. I imagine my own story wouldn’t be too dissimilar, plenty of increasingly poor decisions.

Okay, just forwarded a copy of my completed story on soccer to the email you gave me a while back. Check it out, I think it’s awesome. You’re a Deadspin reader so you’ll know if it’s comparable to what our writers here are capable of, but I aim to be the best so..... :)

What’s IFC? Must be a cable channel?? I’m so unschooled on the telly. Definitely make a point of it to watch The Usual Suspects, Kevin Spacey won an Oscar for his role in it and the other characters are just as fabulous, and the story itself is fantastic, and the ending is one of those twists you don’t see coming. I…

In that order!!