Why not all of them?

Ref: Madison Cawthorn, Supreme CEO of SPQR Conglomerated Real Estate Holdings:

I got a big ol’ bowl of salmon poke and crab salad over rice and edamame.

I never ever got his appeal on Parks and Rec. He was my worst nightmare, the ultimate man child. 

You mean the guy who used to provide “surprise penis” on the set of P&R “for laughs”?

It is really bad. Jason Sudeikis was much better in the role. 

Anyone else extremely disappointed by Jim Carrey as Biden? It feels absolutely brutal to watch. It’s like the audience is giving half-hearted sympathy laughs at his 90's over-the-top style impersonation.

This also underscores the potential that a less bombastic, less confrontational, more savvy, more competent, but equally hateful asshole, could come along and take the presidency and do a ton more damage than Trump did.

They knew exactly who he was and that’s what they wanted.

Ding him points for failure to provide any reputable source for his claims as that is part of demonstrable skill in writing an essay. 

I would never even think to come up with the idea of fake drop boxes.

It’s worth noting here that Chris Wallace’s career is almost entirely indebted to his father’s legacy.

I think the point of her lawsuit is to fix the policy so that people who don’t have her resources and can’t afford the legal fight will benefit. 

I’d like to see the SAG-AFTRA plan’s text and coding procedures regarding testicular cancer. Something tells me not to bet against those taking a very different view on fertility treatment.

Yeah, those people who like reliable and inexpensive cars with AWD. THOSE people.

Congress is not in a standoff and Republicans and Democrats are not playing a game of chicken. This both sides-ism needs to stop. Republicans are holding the lives of desperate and in need Americans hostage because they don’t fucking care who suffers and who dies as a result of their inaction, especially if it will…

They’re still big mad though.  They can never do anything right for those people. They’re mad because they wouldn’t allow the press to “Diana” Megan, they’re mad because they wouldn’t parade Archie in front  of them, they’re mad because they left( stop blaming Megan for that, I think Harry has been plotting that since…

It’s funny because when you look at who actually colonized the Americas... genocidal maniacs, greedy rich people and their slaves and indentured servants, and religious groups that everyone in Europe found super obnoxious... and then you look at today’s problems it all makes sense.

Give that good dog some cheese, dangit.

I worked on a project a few years ago where I was reviewing intelligence testing on kids who had strokes or abnormal brain circulation. One of the most interesting things was reading about the kids who had significant “intelligence” deficits from strokes, but they compensated by being highly sociable and recruiting…