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Not to mention totally clog your washer and dryer.

Bummer! I hope you find something that works because this is quickly becoming really great background music to *dramatically* work

You can also listen to these on Google Play.

Bojangles seasoning!

I continually confuse Keith Ellison with Harlan Ellison and wonder why we’re talking about an airport-bookstore writer

Same high school experience in NC, and getting to freshman English really made me wish I’d just gone ahead and done the AP class. Extremely remedial work, being peer reviewed by someone who is near functionally illiterate in a way that makes you wonder how they got to college.

Edibles can be kind of tricky in their own right since they don’t “hit” right away. Wouldn’t want to feed those to anyone who didn’t have a couple hours to chill.

Very sorry to hear about your dog! Lots of cuddles in heaven.

And when you start smoking, I find that it’s an even better recommendation to do one or the other (smoke or drink). Not both at the same time until you are used to how they feel separately.

And put on a sweater while you’re at it!

Sometimes there’s not a lot of choice... I have 3 soon-to-be in-laws coming to Christmas; one is celiac and one is lactose-intolerant. My brother’s girlfriend is coming and she’s vegetarian. I definitely want them all at Christmas, but that doesn’t mean I’m relaxing about the menu. And they can’t bring their food

The Sanitary is actually a great seafood restaurant on the water in Morehead City, NC. But the name does give one pause.

And how do his suits respond? Does his manner of dress get more tailored or even less fitted?

Ugh, that sucks!! I hate getting blackheads and stuff there :-(

I sat down at my kitchen table, read the nonpartisan booklet provided to me, filled out my ballot, then drove to my local rec center and handed my ballot off to a pollworker a week ago. #Colorado

Yeah the ability to sort of blur-focus your eyes is very helpful on the street or the subway. Not looking down, not looking at anybody in particular.

Don’t ignore your gut! If you haven’t read The Gift of Fear, consider checking it out.

I never demanded, he never demanded - I know the passcode to his phone because it’s easier to change the music in the car that way, he knows mine too. We access our emails sometimes from the same computer - I accidentally searched his emails for something I meant to look for in mine. But I don’t see a reason to ever

If you’re having trouble getting the Alexa to understand you, I can recommend doing the voice recognition training available in the app. I did it and I almost always get a response, even if my voice is weird (like accidentally mid-yawn, or I’m sick). My fiancé has trouble being heard correctly but he’s yet to do the