Garden & Gun is a great replacement and has fantastic recipes :-)

I mean, it kind of seems like you just live in a town with a lot of tone-deaf assholes? And that you think their stupidity emanates directly from the style of bag they happen to carry? As if they wouldn’t be tone-deaf if they carried a Michael Kors?

Completely agree... there’s nothing more infuriating than learned or pretend helplessness.

I am so sorry. Stay safe! Water works on witches but I hear you need gasoline to kill clowns :-(

Unless you’re in a town the size of Asheville or Wilmington (or larger), you’re probably in a seriously red county in NC. Boone notwithstanding, NC is very red everywhere except what could be termed the “major cities.”

Seriously! Was on the phone with my dad last night as he was trying to find gas... he jokingly compared it to the 70s, but the politics and the situation both fit, unfortunately.

Yeah, Liz always seemed to me like she was about 3 steps away from a nervous breakdown; a bodily state which can really kill some calories!

I’m with you

I know you know this is a joke, etc, but if you look for it, you can see that the little blue check mark that means verified twitter user isn’t on these tweets, and it is on Trump’s actual twitter. That’s what tipped me off. Some of these have been very convincing!

Lived in a house that was subdivided into 3 rooms down, enter from front or back, and 3 rooms up, only enter from the back. I lived in the upper part with 2 girls I didn’t know. One had a cat, which I am allergic to - ok, just keep it out of my room and I’ll keep the door shut. More than once came home to that cat on…

Lumbee is a designation that came years later for this group... the idea that the Roanoke colonists found a local tribe, combined forces, and that the Lumbee were their descendants was a specious theory by a Reconstruction era Democrat to encourage racial disharmony between recently-freed slaves and the “Indians.”…

Boo, I am sorry!

I am so ready for it. I’ve started just calling people out to their faces and I definitely get a reaction but at least they know they shouldn’t say that shit around me. Plus there are SO MANY BETTER INSULTS.

My first memory of being called a bitch because I didn’t automatically move over into the window seat on a school bus... in 7th grade

I’m reading your comments late but I’m really appreciating that you’re seeing, recognizing, and calling out this behavior in your son. My compliments!

Because you don’t have to ask “How much?”, you’re just assuming you can pay for it and sliding some cash over. Sliding the cash over asks the question for you.

You know, I didn’t even consider the possibility of people using them inside... that kind of squicks me out. I completely agree, they belong outside when in use. I was thinking people were just bringing them to have them, like regular cigarettes. Also I am unaware of any health benefits conferred by smoking cigarettes…

Any place in particular that you were surprised by the ban?

Ah, interesting, like how airlines want you to check the battery portion in your luggage. Just to help you keep the douchiness in check during flight.

And vapes in this context are... weed? or cigarettes? Why would they not be allowed to bring in e-cigarettes? Why would they be warning people to not bring in weed since it’s illegal in OH anyway? Confused non-smoker here.