You mean people didn’t buy into ‘Caddy that Zigs’? The duck was from Cadillac logo, which no one understood, and the car itself wasn’t that great. Heavy, slow, looked bland and gave no one a reason to buy it over a competing 3 series or a C class. 

If I recall correctly, I think the Borrego also debuted when gas guzzling SUV’s were falling out of favor because of high fuel prices. I think it got like 15 city/20 highway mpg with the V8. Only lasted two model years, 2008-09. 

Donald Glover wrote this episode, no? So wasn’t he just reading lines that someone else wrote, rather than “address” the issue? Not giving Neeson a pass, but this was a role with a script and a director.

bring this kid out of retirement

I REALLY don’t get the appeal of shiny primer colors. But they are everywhere now, so people must like them. At least BMW usually gives you lots of colors to choose from. Some of them are even *colors*, and not shades of grey! Of course you will probably have to special order something that isn’t a shade of gray, but…

In general, I think more chargers is better for everyone, regardless of where they are located and what consumer behavior it might try to encourage.

Suggestion for next time (from almost the same era): Mazda Protege MP3!

But did you have the jogcon?

It’s kind of weird to see Gouraud shading mentioned in a Jalopnik article, much less getting an entire paragraph dedicated to it.

I appreciate it thank you. And thanks for reading!

Hey Lawrence, I haven’t read your article yet, but I just wanted to say that I’m very happy to see you all back at the desk. This is the first Jalopnik article that I open. Congrats to you and your colleagues for making it through in rough times.

Ssd that you are departing, but happy to hear you will continue undaunted somewhere, someday.

Ford Probe

DSM twins, Talon and Eclipse.  The 2G body is by far the most attractive, and the smaller, faster spooling turbo made a better autocross car

Eh, I feel like any positives of his cars being on the road is outweighed by him being an insufferable bag of dicks. Ditto his rabid fanbase.

Elon is a fucking choad and I wish he would fuck off to Mars already.

This man’s contempt for government is just staggering, given how much his companies depend on that institution for their success.

You are a lying sack of shit. Fuck right off.