“the best and most serious people” 

Can Melania do it?

Wildwood sounds like an outdoor Spencer’s Gifts -- but even worse!

“But what about drone-on-drone crime?!” - human supremacist

What a hill to die on. A hill of money.

Folks,

I enjoyed that Connie’s Quality Painting gained sentience to send hate mail.

#JUSTICEFORMEGAN

It’s the pending podcast about Trump.

I’m enjoying the image of these mythical teenage girls driving VWs instead of what they’re probably driving in real life.

Only teenage girls drive regular Golfs? That’s a hot, sexist take.

It would be like bringing a knife to a non-cauterizing lightsaber fight.

Lazy relatives who MAYBE voted Republican?

And BP, baby!

LOVE Sparklehorse. I wish Mark Linkous was still around.

You’re not wrong to feel how you feel. Based on past experiences, their behavior set off warning signs that triggered that emotional reaction. And if it’s helped you make sense of past situations, it’s reasonable to understand why you felt that way in this situation.

I met him once while he walked his dog on Sunset Blvd. Very nice guy -- even placating my questions about what he was currently up to career-wise.

I had no idea Disney’s spokesperson was a Reddit user.

A Tesla spokesperson said the company is looking into the matter here, and that this “is not how we build our cars.” 

Will MoviePass have enough money to produce the movie about MoviePass?