Trump had a speechwriter?

But seriously, fuck David Sorensen and the entire Trump administration.

“Peak” has disrupted the use of “jumping the shark.”

“Juicy-booty?” No need to diaper-shame!

I hope this is used upon his death:

There are SO many reasons to watch this great show, and one is the use of background gags. They’ve had some of my favorite business signs since “The Simpsons”.

Passion of the Christ: Revenge of the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost 

Elizabeth Nunes?

Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus Never Sleeps

DAMN COASTEL ELEETS

The commissioner wears a white robe.

No Purple Stuff in THIS joint.

“It’s hoagie time” should be a euphemism for something — like kicking some ass or overthrowing the government.

It’s frustrating that Netflix doesn’t release viewing data, but it’s within their right as a company. I like reading about network ratings, so I enjoy the occasional dribbles about Netflix show stats done by third parties.

Questions: How have sales been since 2011? Have the models with the spindle grille done that much worse than their non-spindle predecessors? Are there stats showing that buyers went with competitors solely due to the spindle grille?

All these hot takes on Bob Lutz are heating my apartment sans furnace!

Bob Lutz would have literally died without the Obama-era bailout?

“I’m a naughty bitch” will be one of my ringtones.

1986 Chevrolet Corsica.

Shut up!

One of the first cars I drove as a teen was a ‘96 Monte Carlo. I was only familiar with my ‘86 Ford Tempo and my mom’s ‘86 BMW 325, but I knew that the Monte Carlo paled in comparison to both — too floaty with unimpressive steering and handling.

A childhood neighbor had this same car, and it was a pretty cool machine.