Steve Bannon looks like Edgar from “Men in Black” drowned in a river.

• Bobby Finger said, “LESSON ONE: DON’T WATCH THIS IS US!”

“Who the fuck can’t get enough Dr. Phil?”

She died on the way back to her home planet.

That picture is of a man with WAY too much confidence.

Hey Justin:

But... BUT... UberEats!

Fuckheadistan gets blown up after getting stabbed in the brain.

• Phil Donahue explained how different his talk show was from the other daytime shows by saying, “We were visually boring—two talking heads! And on the other station Monty Hall was giving $5,000 to a woman dressed like a chicken salad sandwich, and here I am with Ralph Nader.”

Justin appropriates black music and culture; I appropriate his music by not paying for it.

That’s why Republicans retire there!

• Megyn Kelly affirmed her love for Greg Kinnear by saying, “Now this is as good as it gets,” while teasing Greg Kinnear’s appearance.
  

• Megyn Kelly revealed that she asked her mother to come to work and that her mother said, “No.”

Cool, so I hope she gets better informed about jokes regarding people of color.

But what if they grafted legs onto the shark? And the legs had fashionable pants?

I thought it was weird that Melania was more visible lately with Trump. And this might validate said weirdness!

Would Netflix releasing the numbers potentially harm their valuation? If there aren’t enough active viewers to justify the company’s current value and/or the money they’re spending on original content, would that be a reason for them to be all smoke-and-mirrors about their numbers?

I think the jokes are that Megyn’s show isn’t good or doing well, so they’re the opposite of what Megyn and her guests say.

There are few movies I’ll see in the theater more than once, and I made sure to see “Girls Trip” multiple times. Loved it.

Calculus is hard.