I can usually find nude shoes but even the lightest of foundations can still be too dark/yellow based.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

I told my brothers and sisters all kinds of insane shit. I convinced my sister I found her abandoned in a garbage can and brought her home to live with the family. When she was in 1st or 2nd grade and had to do some assignment about her family history, she actually told the class that story during her presentation.…

For some weird reason, my father told me that if you cut off your belly button, your butt would fall off. This fucking fascinated me, and I would spent way too much time thinking about what the inner workings of the human body could possibly be to make sure a thing happen.