You say contrived, I say fun and silly, which is what these Wednesday mini-Inventories are meant to be, just little snacks between Monday's big, meaty lists. (And for the record, this was conceived and scheduled well before the Juggalo and Breaking Bad pieces; the timing is purely coincidental.)

Here's how: Illinois is a very long state. Geographically speaking, Cave-In-Rock is more southern than Lexington, Kentucky.

Here's how: Illinois is a very long state. Geographically speaking, Cave-In-Rock is more southern than Lexington, Kentucky.

Ugh, you're right, that makes a lot more sense. The visual threw me off.

Ugh, you're right, that makes a lot more sense. The visual threw me off.

Josh, Kyle, Marah, and I met him in a hotel elevator during Lolla a couple years back. He was very nice, but he made us dance to a David Guetta song that was on his iPhone.

Josh, Kyle, Marah, and I met him in a hotel elevator during Lolla a couple years back. He was very nice, but he made us dance to a David Guetta song that was on his iPhone.

This is from a completely different medium and genre, so it doesn't really apply here, but I feel compelled to mention that this season of So You Think You Can Dance has a contestant whose style is "Martial Arts Hybrid," which is basically kung fu plus dancing. And it's pretty awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

This is from a completely different medium and genre, so it doesn't really apply here, but I feel compelled to mention that this season of So You Think You Can Dance has a contestant whose style is "Martial Arts Hybrid," which is basically kung fu plus dancing. And it's pretty awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I'll freely admit, he's the reason I posted this.

I'll freely admit, he's the reason I posted this.

We're running anywhere from six to eight written features a day, most of them thousands and thousands of words, plus reviews (including the very robust TV Club), many of which we've expanded to long-form reviews with attached Spoiler Spaces. Trust me, I know, because I edit most of it: We have more written content now…

We're running anywhere from six to eight written features a day, most of them thousands and thousands of words, plus reviews (including the very robust TV Club), many of which we've expanded to long-form reviews with attached Spoiler Spaces. Trust me, I know, because I edit most of it: We have more written content now…

In case no one's noticed, we've added a new podcast to the regular rotation for the last three weeks, so clearly we CAN be bothered to listen to your suggestions, but not all at once. We hear you, we're working on it, I promise.

In case no one's noticed, we've added a new podcast to the regular rotation for the last three weeks, so clearly we CAN be bothered to listen to your suggestions, but not all at once. We hear you, we're working on it, I promise.

It's true, it was like, 95 degrees in Chicago the day I did this interview! So hot!

It's true, it was like, 95 degrees in Chicago the day I did this interview! So hot!

Throw in the title track and I'll cosign this list wholeheartedly.

Throw in the title track and I'll cosign this list wholeheartedly.

Flurgh! Yes, thank you for being that guy, that's a dumb mistake that should be fixed soon. I owe you a draught.