Still not a great storyline, Vince.

Katie Vick’s jealous ex-husband

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

Wait, you’re telling me that creepily hanging around the girl I’m obsessing over while brandishing a weapon won’t get her to love me unconditionally? I’ve got some plans to cancel....

He wanted to know what everybody wanted

I just wanted to beat the “Look at what she was wearing! She was asking for it! “ defense

Serious question: is it normal to refer to male people as “guys” in legal complaints when not quoting someone?

The poor quality of the complaint would lend at least some credibility to Rose’s lawyer’s claim that this is the third lawyer she’s had on this. If two others passed on it already or dumped her as a client, she’s not likely to find an actual good lawyer to take the case on what is undoubtedly fully on contingency. Not…

(pore over)

Strange you have a business lawyer representing her too rather than a personal injury firm. I practice in LA and he’s not a lawyer that I would find intimidating, for whatever it’s worth. Not surprised it’s so sloppy. I’d think any PI attorney in the city would salivate over the case.

Par. 48. Says the Plaintiff woke up late on the 29th. Par 45. says she woke up the next day which would be the 30th. This complaint is extremely hard to follow chronologically. It’s like the attorney didn’t proof read what his clerk drafted up and just went ahead and sign the complaint. This is a very sloppy pleading…

Sergeant Carter from Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

And that there is no fine for getting arrested.

In my first year of coaching at the college level (non-DI, non-revenue sport), I was amazed at the sheer dickbaggery of our football coaching staff. I mean, they were dyed-in-the-wool assholes. The pontificated in staff meetings. They took equipment that didn’t belong to their program (sure you can use all my…

Yeah, they sure seem to be assessed fines like professionals who are compensated for their labor. It also bothers me that this will disproportionately hurt kids who are poor. Some guy from a wealthy or middle-income family won’t have much of a problem forking over $20 or $30 here or there, but when you start charging…

57. Overthrowing a receiver....$5

Who the hell is inspecting their dorm rooms?

Well new recruits and major boosters are definitely going to see your locker on a campus tour. They probably won’t drop in on your english 101 class.

Foster doesn’t seem to be a very metaphorical guy. He said yesterday the idea behind this system is that “these guys have never had money before” so he could use that to control them. Like little kids not getting an allowance.

Fascinating that a dirty locker is $50...but skipping class...$30.