I once read somewhere that Beltre said that people trying to touch the top of his head is akin to some body trying to “junk check” him. If that’s the case I feel for him.

I hope the Hall of Fame voters are noticing what Adrian Beltre does on the field. If there was any doubt before, he certainly proved tonight that when the bases are loaded and the game is tied in the bottom of the ninth, acquiring four balls before three strikes results in what is known as a walk.

It’s kind of like Calvin was in a restaurant talking to people and Zayn was one table over and then just jumped in the conversation uninvited. It’s a really big deal to rich people with nothing better to do.

I do use Twitter, but only barely, and I didn’t understand that either.

If they don’t stop they are going to become the best defensive pairing in the league all time.

idk british stuff

I didn’t get it. Why does Zayn Malik think Calvin Harris has dentures in his underpants?

That’s actually what makes me Team Calvin on this one. Calvin Harris is 3 years younger than me, so fuck Zayn.

Makes me long for the old days when we hashed this sort of thing out through messages attached to carrier pigeons.

Another week. Another twitter fight. Still #teamnoone

I have done months of inpatient and outpatient therapy in the past about military sexual assault over three years ago, and I was shopping for a therapist six months ago for other reasons completely unrelated to assault. When she asked me about assault history, I asked her if she knew what rape situations were like in…

The ratio of people complaining about the possibility of trolls to actual trolls is like 100 to 1.

I guess to me there’s a difference between a rape joke and a joke where rape is involved. A rape joke is a joke where rape itself is somehow an object of humor. The joke in the abortion joke above, for example, isn’t joking about rape, it’s joking about abortion. It’s just using the subject of rape. I’m not going to…

If there’s one occasion when rape jokes are ok, this is it.

No one is saying otherwise.

Yes, because people with mental illness always have the best judgement.

He sounds pretty psychotic to me.

Being an experienced armchair psychologist, I'd say not so much an exorcism as an psychotic break