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The Marine Corps.

This is exactly the root of the problem. Statistics prove you should never punt. But what NFL coach is going to employ this strategy? You mess up a few times with this in one game (which, statistically you will) and you’ll “blow” a game, meaning the traditional media will crucify you.

And with that, the football gods chortled.

Reed described the fan as “a shitty placeholder for Shaun Suisham.”

I never really thought about it ‘til now, but yeah, they probably wouldn’t put body cams on plainclothes cops because they have to be able to blend in.

I feel like you just really need someone to tell you as sincerely as possible that it’s just not that bad. Really. And further more, no one’s ever going to make you get one.

I agree with you. I know the article says, “I know you guyz have already seen this, but...” But I haven’t seen it. I could I guess, but I haven’t. It seems weird to see someone’s penis when they didn’t want you to. He seems like a good sport about it, but jeez.

Idk I just really can’t get behind this.

Even if his laugh emitted underground Beatles recordings that have never been released, while simultaneously causing me to orgasm, I still would not want to hang out with Roger Goodell.

Seriously. Any time someone praises me for being a good father just because I’m there for my daughter, annoys me. That’s not something to be praised over, that’s what fathers are supposed to do. That’s my fucking job.

No kidding I am insane if people are mean to my mom!

GO BACK TO ENGLAND, LADY.

Oh be fair. She could have made it to Toledo, Ohio.

The audacity to yell at strangers it baffling to me. She has no idea if these people are locals, tourists, multi-lingual (which it turns out they are), and none of that should matter. I work at a university in a small town in Alabama. We have a lot of Chinese students because our chancellor is very interested in…

I don’t know how Carlos isn’t ripping her awful senile head off. He is being way more polite than I would be capable of.

She is probably okay with the “white” languages.

She better not go to any big cities period. She might hear Russian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, French, etc.... She better even avoid Amish Country, what if she overhears Pennsylvania Dutch!

So, what if neither Carlos nor his mother spoke English? Did this woman think imploring them to “Speak English” would gift them with the ability to do so by the sheer force of her will?