I was the fifth like! Woo!

My buddy got a tattoo of the Slipknot logo on his arm. We've talked a lot less since then.

It's easily the best song on that album, but I usually love any sort of downtuned acoustic guitars.

I tried to learn this song on guitar a few years ago when I was in college. My girlfriend at the time walked into my room, heard me singing it, and then walked out laughing.

Man, Sony's on a roll.

#thatsthejoke

That morning show video is unsettling. As much as I know that anchors of any sort of news show try to maintain an air of professionalism and impartiality while on camera, I absolutely need those anchors to break convention and stare blankly into the camera after reading Cosby's statement, acknowledging the "this…

Okay, so they're asking for the same amount of money that might buy the rest of Aberdeen? Glad we're clear on that.

The last videos I remember watching in spanish class (2007-2009) featured the rapiest-looking dude trying to pick up a high school girl while driving a beat up volkswagen convertible with pink shag carpeting.

Well, fish ARE slippery…

I'm not sure someone has made the connection between midichlorians and semen before…

I was unable to generate a passing score on a Ramones song in Rocksmith.

Can't you idiots come up with something bran new?

I think I got tired of Jack's octave solo freakouts on Icky Thump, and I didn't feel that about their other records.

There's so much wrong with this post, but seeing "Curtschilling38" explains so much.

A pun threat about a cereal lawsuit? You're really milking it.

I kind of want to know Method Man's opinion on The Man with the Iron Fists now*.

Unfortunately, I don't have the money that many of the academy members probably possess, so my search for relevance is probably less about the definition and more about the stability that comes with it.

I really want this to be the Wu Tang version of that Elvis album consisting entirely of on-stage dialogue. That might make it the ultimate "Asshole Rich Guy" purchase.

I was rooting for Riggan the whole time, though somewhat at a distance. This may be due to my own tendencies as a self-absorbed artsy-type desperately seeking relevance.