Isn’t tracking down the own exactly what Horace said he was going to do next?

Whew - slow down there. I don’t think either “Horace” or Doug have suggested trying to steal the cars.

I would drive the hell out of an LS SL.

Yknow, people do things for a lot of reasons that don’t make sense. I wouldn’t assume, for instance, that the owners of these cars are paying the garage - more likely they just parked the car and then decided it was cheaper just to abandon it than pay the parking fee. And the garage probably doesn’t realize it because…

Buy it for a dollar and LS swap

Give the guy a break. Looks like he popped the hood and checked it out, probably has parts on order.

Wait, if you’ve already bought one why would you go to the store for another? Can’t you just call or something? Sounds like a poser or someone with no friends just trying to impress randos.

My front-engined Italian certainly doesn’t look at all like a big cover-up.

For an F-Type.

Light? It’s 3500lbs! Half a ton over what I’d consider “light”.

5 years from now: You can buy this insane AMG C63 for the price of a used Genesis Equus!

Jay Leno in live stand-up is pretty good. He isn’t who you see on TV.

TFW Jay Leno has more cars\motorcycles in pieces than you have yet to own.

“Back of the shaft drive.” I’m always telling women about this, but they just can't seem to grasp it.

“Ugh, he has this ugly old jeep that doesn’t even have windows, but it’s supposed to be worth, like, a couple million dollars or something.”

Now make a chart comparing an electric car from 100 years ago to one today, say a Leaf.

Probably some kind of protective reflex; mentioning the word Trump at 6 am will shut your cranium down.

“Gonna say a prayer, there.”

Looks like some heavy bertations, or even darrisons.