If those requirements are legit and lead to a better user experience for the end consumer, then they should just suck it up.

I don't like the "stick on the head" example, because it breaks down when you start talking about the X axis.

That's 10 seconds at the beginning of EVERY game you play. It's the sort of small, repetitive irritation that builds up over time.

When it comes right down to it, nothing's stopping you from playing it on your phone.

Or you could just not read it.

Pretty sure that quote was taken prior to the child actually passing away.

Actually, in those games I'd do the claw to hit multiple face buttons at once. It made linking combos a lot easier.

Right, I'm just saying that's not possible with this controller.

When's the last time you used your right thumb on the right stick and a button at the same time?

That's like a metaphor for Trevor's entire life.

I'm not seeing much here that quiets my doubts. The right "stick" seems to pretty much just operate as a trackpad, haptic feedback or no, and the games they show here don't require much in the way of face button interaction, so I still wonder how that will be handled when you've moved all the face buttons to weird…

I always knew Chuckie from The Rugrats would grow up to have a difficult life.

That's the one.

I worked for Gamestop back when they were giving out figures with Pokemon preorders. I distinctly remember there being one that looked like a pile of old socks and neckties.

Committee? Caucus?

One is a traditional tribal name.

That's not an accurate assessment, really. It's not really creepy beyond the first 15 minutes or so, and definitely not much happens during your exploration of the house, but a very deep and subtle story is told as you explore the environments. There's the sister's story, which sits on the surface, and is…

No. Rather than making dismissive and derisive comments disguised as questions, why don't you go find out for yourself.

My mistake. Guess you were just being a petulant jerk, then.

Years behind? PC has more exclusive games than any other major platform. We can wait a few months for a console port. We've got plenty to keep us busy.