What is the point of using a peripheral to pretend you're driving a race car if they don't even give you a clutch and gear shift? Where's the fun in that?

How about not being an asshole.

Acknowledged. I'd also like you to acknowledge that when issues like this happen on a console there is no way to fix them yourself. You just have to wait it out and hope for a patch.

I disagree. I think the style is quite similar.

Pretty much.

The point is that the game is designed in such a way that it teaches you how to do these things. You aren't just "figuring it out." You're being led by the hand of the designer.

Not really, in comparison to previous generations' console launches.

I disagree. The area with the cliffs and the buildings on top reminded me very much of the Forbidden Fortress and Windfall Island.

They can be 280 characters or less, though. You're saying it's sad that 280 characters can qualify as genius. I'm saying there are plenty of haikus that demonstrate that genius can easily be less than 280 characters. Precedent was set hundreds of years ago that genius most certainly can be demonstrated in less than…

Because opinions.

I didn't say Oswalt was a genius. I was replying to this statement:

Nope. Not seeing anything that will sell me a console. Watchdogs looks cool, but that's multi-plat.

I think you've entirely missed the point.

Hyperbole.

Apparently you're not familiar with haikus. They're only 17 syllables, and some of them are considered by many to be some of the greatest works of poetry ever created.

I like Patton Oswalt, but this really isn't very funny.

I know. That's like twice as long as the average shooter these days.

13 hours is actually on the long side for anything that's not an RPG.

Wow. Could they have picked a more redundant name?

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