Personally if I hear about the death rates going up in red states because the medical professionals left, I’d be fine with that. I’m beyond trying to reason with the republican scum and have no problem seeing them die off because of their policies.

If only Fox news had a similar punishment 

Word is she was allegedly watching Lord of the Rings on her iPhone at the time. Unconfirmed.

I assume a Browns jersey comes out.

Adam LaRoche to Sex Trafficker: “But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

That’s so hot I could murder someone, but personally I don’t have the legs to do it.

“It’s advocating co-ed showers.”

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

Titty Lovin’ Donut Receptacle.

"He’s going to lose part of his manhood here," Butts said. "That was part of the deal."