i’m a hipster poser, because my top 3 black metal bands are panopticon, deafheaven, and woods of desolation. plz kill me quick

fairly certain this phrase was used ironically, but what do i know, i’m a yoot.

i agree with your general point, i just love being a pedantic asshole.

isn’t brian flores literally the patriots linebacker coach?

as a former barista, i think i would just start messing with your order.

i don’t think any team should trade for him as he is clearly too ugly to be a good player.

i really wish lebron had signed with the warriors instead of the lakers. i don’t know how it would have worked, but it would’ve been the funniest thing ever.

molly holly was not the only woman to hold the hardcore championship, trish stratus, terri runnels, and one of the godfather’s uh, hos, also won it.

i know this posted a couple weeks ago, but this seriously is one of the greatest albums ever recorded. dope article.

i’m with you.

i think she needs to be in movies that aren’t bad.

i don’t believe in the patriots either. i think there just a story that grown-ups tell, like santa claus or new york city.

same thing with warren unfortunately, because for some reason, massachusetts is always horny for gop governors.

chara just pawn in game of life.

i mean he’s hot which has to count for something.

the balls were deflated.

acab

black panther straight up sucked though

pavement for tumblr teens.

mitski never! puberty 2 was just the gin blossoms for the so sad today crowd, and be the cowboy has no hooks whatsoever!