brawl in cell block 99 fucking owned. might be my favorite movie of 2017

donald trump fucking sucks !!!!!! imo

i keep meaning to watch blade of the immortal, but im too lazy to watch movies longer than 90 minutes. tbh, if someone did that to me, i probably would tap out due to boredom sometime during ichi the killer’s second hour. man, does that movie drag on and on.

it’s probably inaccurate to call antichrist one of my favorite movies, but it is obscenely gorgeous. not really sure if inside could compete with it. i probably should get around to watching it someday though.

one of my friends in high school wanted to spend a saturday watching antichrist, martyrs, inside and the human centipede back to back to back to back. this never happened because watching four movies in a row is difficult, but of those movies, inside is still the only one i have never seen.

he looks like stone cold steve austin blew grimace.

yeah i love me some nick cage, but that’s a premise that i’m going nowhere near, which is strange because i’ve seen plenty of upsetting, fucked up movies.

bono declared that the new converge album was ‘weak shit’ and ‘sucked compared to jane doe.’

i do it all for the fans

bono, more like boner, because he really wanged on this take.

no, i respect myself too much to do that.

you mean janoris might be jenkins our chains?

d’oh!

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

that’s the way i did it, but i also grew up in the bumfuck suburbs of massachusetts so it was never like there was much hope of finding that shit in the wild.

i loved lcd soundsystem in college because james murphy wrote lyrics nostalgic about things that i had yet to experience. now as a bitter bureaucrat in the smallest state in the union, i now realize i will never relate to the shit he talks about, but the music’s still alright in my book.

hey man cyhsy’s first album is still dope.

*grumbles about how ps eliot was better than waxahatchee and how waxahatchee peaked with american weekend*

i feel like i should be commenting on this article, but i don’t know if i actually have anything to say. it’s been a while since an indie rock album really gave me pause and made me think about how singularly great it was. i don’t know if i’ve experienced that since past life martyred saints. american dream and pure…

he’ll probably just kvetch at me and frankly I don’t need that tsuris.