Oh yeah. Totally a money hustle. Just cashing in on that sweet rape money. Because that’s definitely a thing that happens.

I care enough about grammar that I even use semi-colons in drunk texting.

No, really. The issue is that you and people like you want to say “I think these women are fat and unfuckable,” and women say “we don’t care about your boner, dude,” and then you say “waaaaaah, they’re mad we’re not attracted to them!” the thing is, no one cares about your opinion about who is fuckable or not, and…

Or we could do away with private insurance and offer national health services for everyone.

BMI is, and always has been, a measurement used for population statistics. It does not differentiate between muscle and fat. It is absolutely not a “system used to evaluate health.” If your BMI indicates a classification of “overweight” it could mean you’re a perfectly healthy person who happens to lift weights or…

The sun dinosaurs would go extinct.

It’s like this:

And sometimes we get something we don't want. Bristol knows ALL about that.

This is the dumbest dismissal of a woman’s experience I’ve read in a while.

Of course she is in the pond. You know how she avoids those lame streams.