Isn’t twitter nothing but bots now? I deleted mine before Musk took over, but from the outside looking in now, it sounds like a haunted mansion w/ the lights on with nothing but ghouls running around, and a miserly old man clutching on to an ever fleeting dream of what was his greatness.

People are becoming increasingly impatient with slow-loading sites which can affect their opinion of a business or website

Taryn Manning recently went on a bizarre MAGA supporting rant. The new licking outburst is oddly the more acceptable the two.

This is totally like that one kid back in grade school, who would act tough and challenge the big kids and then claim the other kid didn’t show up for a fight, so they’re cowards, etc.

I look forward to Elon spinning this as a huge win for himself, and thousands of his rats singing in chorus about his victorious stratagems.

It really seems that Musk’s basic problem is that he can’t find any MMA coaches who agree with him that Musk would win easily without really trying.

branches caught under both fenders, bending the tips ... There is no support in this area.

52 year old men bounce back from back surgery in no time and never have any long-term issues from it at all!

Elon is a fabulist.  Stop giving this dumb narcissist the time in the media he so craves.  You’re dancing for him.

To be fair, Florida is a burning building, these dumb fucks just don’t realize they're the ones who lit and are pouring gas on the fire

this is not fine

The USA is racist to the core; the ethic discrimination is literally written into the Constitution.

I gotta admit, that song absolutely slaps.

These are hilarious. I love all the names for the swimmer but Scuba Gooding Jr might be my favorite!

let’s get these out of the way:
“Try that in a small town”
“They should have just complied”

What else?  

Reads the grays.

I’m... guessing they’re talking about the source code files that would need to be reworked a bit for compatibility with modern systems? Because Activision keeps copies of their releases, they had a whole process for it back when I worked there (which was in the late 00's, before either of these games got released).

See, I quibble with this parallel in that Mr. House is actually smart and put together long-term plans that made sense and stuck to them. Space Karen X is nowhere near his level, if he were put in place of house he’d have probably lost interest in the platinum chip after a month of looking.

Does Pam Fichter know all cell phones come with a camera now and almost everyone carries a cell phone? There are people standing all around her. She really didn’t know that saying “don’t tell anyone” on a public corner wasn’t a guaranteed strategy for strict confidentiality?

These transactions always feel like money laundering.  Just like that sealed SMB that went for $2mil.