From your lips to Mitch and Clarence Thomas’ cerebellar veins.  

Stroke out you motherfucker.

Someone clearly destroyed one of his horcruxes.

They’re going to be called xeets now. Or something equally stupid.

The farming startup opened in 2016, producing herbs, greens, and salad mixes using artificial light in an indoor environment

“But it’s hard to picture everything becoming normal in this small town any time soon.”

He could give her husband the Bart Sibrel treatment. I'd buy an NFT of that.

I hope Hunter Biden files a criminal complaint with the DC police department and initiates a civil lawsuit. I know that is exactly what that heinous attention seeking bitch is looking for, but it’s absolutely horrifying that a member of Congress would display a nude picture of a private citizen during a televised…

What’s her connection to this event? She was born after it happened, and then she spent decades living in a foreign country that contributed nothing to the technology or missions. Across her entire lifetime, she has only ever held two jobs: prostitute and model. Has she ever even taken a science class (astronomy or any…

Once again, insurance companies do not give a fuck about politics. All they care about is math and money. If the math doesn’t add up to money, they will go do business somewhere else. If the practice ESG or believe in diversity, it is because those things make them money, not because they are being run by “woke…

We had to run out of people dumb enough to take on a 1k car payment at some point.

As bullish as I am for the electric future, I suspect Toyota is making the smart move right now with extended range electrics like the Rav4 prime and the Prius Prime, rather than going full-blown electric like Ford’s Mustang Mach-e. These vehicles allow you to run electric day in and day out, but move to gas when a…

“Under anti-strike laws in the UK, striking actors could be sued by Warner Bros. or Legendary Television to be forced back on set.”

Still a you problem. No we involved. 

Unless you have 10 kids or drug habit yes you can.

It was Carrot Top and that mofo does not look human.

I know I’m ace, but um...handsome???

Proof that rich people aren’t worthy of praise or even attention.

Dead of suspicious circumstances as soon as he post bail.

Lord of the Rings orc, looking inbred piece of shit.