They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

If I buy this town, will it include that one crazy guy’s house that’s full of land mines and booby traps that release giant scorpions? If so, sold.

A team spokesman says the organization of is sick and tired of jumping through tables for Taylor.

Where is Jim Irsay and what is going on with the Colts?

Surely there’s someone willing to work for a salary of the finest hookers and generic-brand pharmaceuticals the greater Indianapolis area has to offer... damn, it is going to be Rob Ryan, isn’t it?

Jim Irsay, every few hours: Where am I, and what is going on with the Colts?

Had to google to see if “Syrup Country Champ” was a thing. Am overjoyed that it is.