I would totally leak it, but I feel like that would be unfair to all these NCAA executives who work so hard all year (for mere hundreds of thousands of dollars in some cases) to make sure that every single one of these kids preserve their sacred amateur status and the money goes exactly where it belongs: to the adults…

I cannot stand looking at pictures of his fucking bloated, disgusting, orange, fleshy face. I scroll past them as quickly as I can before vomit starts inching up my throat and my laptop keyboard is ruined.

How are you with her when she is no longer in politics or anything else? As far as I know she is just an old woman living in New York. Get on the Bernie Bus. We’re making a run at 2020.

If something like being transparent with his taxes wasn’t enough, something silly like disobeying the Presidential Records Act certainly isn’t going to get him into any trouble either. While I don’t think his statement that he could kill a man in broad daylight and get away with it is true, I am reluctant to admit…

Kramer comes flying in the fuckin door.

*BOOM*

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

“Yeah, but still... why couldn’t we have gotten the Sabonis kid instead?”

- That One Blazer Fan Who Enjoys Getting Punched In the Mouth

Texans: What would it take for you guys to be interested in a quarterback that’s a bust?

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

Trump talks in a language his constituents understand. Everyone loves rollbacks!

Seriously, can you see yourself pulling for someone called Coy Craft

“These people have awful names.”

In the case of Freidman and Brooks, a small but but powerful group of rich people who want to be told comforting fairy tales about how they are the modern super heroes and meaningful political engagement isn’t really necessary to solve the world’s problems.

“I feared that some acquaintance would see me, interrogate me and never think the same of me again.”

“until we know what is happening.”

It is truly the parable of the Good Samaritan in action. If you see a man suffering by the roadside, “temporarily” ban your refugee program and praise your christian values in the same breath.

For all the HamNol boxing fans in the peanut gallery, I advise you to be on look out for his essay in the upcoming collection, ‘The Bittersweet Science’ (U. of Chicago Press). As far as him being a commie pinko liberal, it’s really an insult to call him a ‘liberal’. The man is much more left than that. And would you…

Thirded