I understand this rabbit. I mean, I always feel triumphant after I sniff a line.

No love for Mutant League Football?

Two things:

Right cause polling hasn’t been proven utterly fallible or anything.

There’s always next year!

I made pasta, played some GTA Online, downed a particularly strong (oops?) Maker’s and ginger, then browsed and was disappointed by what I found on OKC. Didn’t think to mast until I was getting ready for bed and by then I was too tired. Oh well.

Good enough to masturbate to.

I haven’t seen this big a burn from Atlanta since Sept. 1, 1864.

I hate to praise Sacramento and the Knicks for anything basketball-related, but at least they’re entertaining failure franchises. Post-Dwight Orlando has been just as much of a going-nowhere disaster, but in such a boringly nondescript way that it’s possible to entirely forget they exist.

Oh good, it’s not just me. It seems like NPC’s are specifically acting batshit crazy during Import/Export missions and not as much in freeroam (aside from their normal batshit craziness).

What blasphemy is this? Give high school kids with no interest in college an option that pays a living wage? Harrumph.

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

What an asshole.

Jesus you fucking Patriot fans just don’t know how to stop after you’ve already won

Yeah, I just got a call. I yell ‘Cartwright! Cartwright!’, just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up.

Should probably instead consider how we accept a salary cap situation that gives neither of those two players any incentive to improve their free throw rates because they already make the maximum possible salary.

It was September 25. Feel free to check me on that with any of the hyperlinks in the article, any of the fourteen other pieces we have published about Fernández since his death, or a very simple Google search. Thanks for playing.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

You could’ve made up some of those words and I wouldn’t know any better, but I’ll trust your judgement.