What an asshole.

Jesus you fucking Patriot fans just don’t know how to stop after you’ve already won

Yeah, I just got a call. I yell ‘Cartwright! Cartwright!’, just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up.

Should probably instead consider how we accept a salary cap situation that gives neither of those two players any incentive to improve their free throw rates because they already make the maximum possible salary.

It was September 25. Feel free to check me on that with any of the hyperlinks in the article, any of the fourteen other pieces we have published about Fernández since his death, or a very simple Google search. Thanks for playing.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

You could’ve made up some of those words and I wouldn’t know any better, but I’ll trust your judgement.

I feel like there are companies that are missing out on obvious opportunities with these patch advertisements.

They’re already picketing outside Todd Young’s office. That fucking weasel.

Trump is not throwing away his

America’s lead over foreign coups.

The scary thing is that I momentarily asked myself “Is this a batshit interview?” simply because he actually answered most of the questions in this one. Normalization is real even when you are smart and looking out for it.

Only partially related to this post. Diana, I pretty much only read dick jokes and un-original Deadspin comments at this point, but thanks for being a real journalist in the time we need it more than ever. You’re one of the best out there.

It’s called alternate geography. Places are no longer bound only to where they’re supposed to be. That’s called freedom and you’re welcome.

As far as the Republicans are concerned, everything in that letter spells out exactly why he IS qualified to be the Secretary of Labor.

Incorrect. Every little thing has an impact. No matter how petty or insignificant. Just check his Twitter. No problem is beneath our new President.

That’s code for; “I might not completely agree with him, but thank God he’s doing something about all these brown people.”

I continue to hear union doofs - rank and file say - “hey man, I didn’t vote for Trump (yeah, right) but c’mon man give the man a chance”. TL;DR America is fucked.