I like you guys already.

May I submit Romancing the Stone? My mom made me watch it many times as a child and I’ll watch if it’s ever on tv. (It’s never on tv)

I learned to play with myself around 5th grade and it’s never gotten old.

This is my favorite game in years. If you like playing a true co-op, silently flanking enemies and using your imagination to pull off missions you will love this game.

I’m sure this judge would do the same for some working class schlub too. Adding him to the list.

The difference being that the slower focused movements getter faster and more explosive once you master them.

I’m a PGA golf instructor and I use deep practice for my students. I read about a school for classical musicians that emphasizes playing songs so slowly that if someone were to walk by and listen that person wouldn’t know what they’re listening to. Same thing with golf, super slow controlled movements in order to…

Socialism and Communism are not the same thing just FYI.

My wife is Canadian and I fuck her often.

I bet Steve Nash somehow wins the MVP this year too.

No, they don’t. She is it actively destroying our country. They are.

Man, looks like he got clipped.

You went to college to LEARN? You poor, poor soul. You go to college to get a piece of paper that costs $30,000 and gives you the right to apply for jobs you won’t get unless you know someone.

What’s your Xbox gamertag? I’m an amazing madden punter.

Heil-o this is trump

I gave in a few months ago and use it strictly for gaming. Just do it and remember that red dead is coming out soon enough. That alone is wort it!

I love it when Bernie writes for deadspin.

Man even Pence is trolling concourse readers now

I was hoping for a Mark Sanchez wrap on that truck

As a Golf Professional I demand you take that back (nine).