Can you imagine them going in his room...finding his jizz sock...tan pulling out all of his clothes...antoni being like “what do you like to eat?” and Pete is like “whatever my mom cooks"

There is an actual phobia of holes.  Maybe it's something similar and she's just hyper focused on toilets 

The only nice thing about that Pete Davidson post is that Jonathan Van Ness commented and suggested they get together for "mask time" and Tan France said, in all caps as he does because he's my grandpa, that he loves him.  The other day some ari fans were bashing him on his IG and ariana's manager commented to one and…

Exactly. Sometimes you mull it over in response to stress. Sometimes just because the thought pops in your head.  But we're taught that admitting any kind of thought or goddess forbid desire to leave is a sign that the whole relationship is failing.  It's not.  We are human beings and we have survived centuries…

Honestly I don't know anyone in a long term relationship who hasn't wondered what would happen if they just left.  It doesn't mean you're unhappy and staying just for the money.  I think it's just part of the natural progression of a relationship to be like "how deep an I into this?" 

This was an awesome read. I wish her all of the best from my little corner of the internet - happy delivery, happy baby, good health, and prosperity.  

I would 100% watch this.  

I got caught screenshotting a (former) friend.  She said something hilariously stupid and I needed my husband to share in it with me, but I accidentally sent the screenshot back to her.  Whooooooopsie

My mom also did this.  My nipple was, at that time, doing that extremely dark and really huge hormonal reaction thing, and as such was a stark contrast to my adorable newborn's head.  She then texted it to everyone and showed her entire office, which included a dude I had fucked who, bless him, did not respond with…

I love it so much 

Exactly this and I'm sooooooooooo psyched 

i tried watching it and wanted to love it because i love the cast so much but got really mad/grossed out by the attempted rape/blackmail plotline.  i couldn’t come back after that.

I have also been wearing a lot of headbands since I watched it and I'm mad I didn't realize why until you just pointed it out 

Aw I love you.  She's so lucky she's got you

I...i have no words.  

Jesus.  Just.  Jeeeeeesus. 

I'm cry laughing.  Full disclosure: I would have fucked carrot top, just to say I did. 

are you alachua, palm beach, or saint lucie? i’ve lived in all 3 of those. i’m running out of options here.

Hi but I'm in one of those (few and far between) blue counties in Florida and I am shitting my fucking pants over here how is this happening again  oh wait I know how FUCKING RACISTS 

this is wonderful and i’m crying a little (full disclosure: i’ve been crying all day).  I hope her labor is speedy and comfortable and her daughter is a bundle of fierce, precious, joy.