generalorgana
Help me Obi Wan whoever the fuck you are
generalorgana

sorry but also you’re welcome. for me, something about seeing this and also just knowing they took a walk today...it’s helping me close the door on my sorrow and start channeling my emotion into making change.

Between this and this

This will probably get lost in the shuffle but I want to put it out there anyhow.

Hey I called today too and my appointment is also on 11/29! *Internet high fives* we can be iud buddies !

Oh God Oscar Isaac does this when talking to and looking at people in general too and I fucking swooooooon.

This is me! ! I worked at a hospital and could see blood piss and shit, hell even wide open abdominal cavities, and not flinch. But the minute a tourniquet goes on my arm I start getting dizzy. I’ll go “hey by the way I’m a fainter and I’m giving you consent to continue drawing my blood after I’ve gone

Ok I’ve been chuckling throughout these but this has me crying. I declare you the winner.

Because some of us get that, like taco bell, this is not actually supposed to be Mexican food. It’s a particular slop that fills a particular void and sometimes we want that and sometimes we want “authentic” Mexican food

Lol JK I only made it through 45 sec

Well that’s 2:46 of my life I can’t ever get back.

Well grandma was on oxygen and oxygen + open flame = KABOOM so it was maybe more that than them trying to improve her health

Hey Gregg with two Gs maybe start empowering us by not calling us “females”.

I feel so wrong talking about the first lady’s butt but GOD DAMN. you could bounce quarters off of it.

If i had those arms and shoulders I would too. Flaunt that shit.

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO

Jesus FUCK

It is like that where I live. Trust, it’s possible in the US.

I Am fucking crying

As they’re removing my child and shifting my innards around: “this is the biggest placenta I’ve ever seen! Look at this placenta! Hey! Someone weigh this placenta!”

I’d argue that she knows, or at the very least her stylist knows and it was shade from him or her, because Gucci named it “the pussy blow blouse” and says so on their website.