Perfect.

Jon snow winked and now I'm pregnant

You forgot deep freezer BJs. Or was that just my branch.

Oh my fucking God I'm crying. MO's face and even Laura's are fucking gold. Jesus christ he's worse than my fucking 5 year old. Oh God. Oh if I ever stop laughing at this it's because I've died

If anything this proves that she's still as smart and reasonable as always.

D Wade and Gabrielle Union > Steph and Ayesha Curry

I have a friend who used to work behind the scenes in local broadcast news and she said this sort of email was par for the course. Fucking disgusting

I read that dancer line and cringed worse than I had throughout the entire blatantly racist portion of her post, because it so just screams of fetishization and exoticism. She was probably 1 step away from saying “his natural rhythm recalled the dances of his ancestors on his native continent”

This is such a perfect explanation of this that I want to screen cap it and refer people to it forever and ever throughout eternity until I die, surrounded by loving family and clutching a print out of it. Shit. A+

So. Perfect.

I have lived in Florida my entire 32 year life and never seen one of these

Alligators will travel dozens of miles to move into lakes, especially uninhabited ones where fish and other game are plentiful. As Floridaians we (mostly) know that any body of fresh or brackish water will have gators. Disney could cart them out every week - they would come back, probably partially because Disney was…

Right - I am absolutely not blaming the parents for this, but as a native Floridian this stuff is second nature to us. Any water that isn't clear enough to see in to should not be entered, at least not lightly. Don't kick and splash around unless you wanna look like a delicious fish. Assume all bodies of water have…

I was wondering how star wars seemed to have no problematic stars (in this newest iteration of the franchise) and now...here we are. Benecio comes to fill a void where we never knew we had one.

Same. Same same same same. Something about the government doing it doesn't sit right, but I'll be damned if I'd convict this guy even if he had killed him with his bare hands at my feet

“my daughter is beautiful”

I can't stop laughing at this. God I fucking love them.

Rebels and clone wars do the prequels right. Seriously they are the only thing that makes anakin endearing or relatable and ahsoka is fucking *bad ass*

my five year old is so in love with Ahsoka and Rey. Leia too of course but without even the context of knowing how long we went without seeing this, she knows how fucking bad ass and incredible it is to see a female jeidi. I can not watch this movie with out crying. also without wanting some alone time with Oscar…

I legit laughed at this after a terrible day. Thank you.