In short, this is the answer for the old rich white men stereotype.

If Reagan had spent our money on a giant nuclear sky-spider fortress instead of a bunch of dumb nukes, I'd totally be a Republican.

That's funny, I usually put on Death From Above anytime I'm doing anything stupid too.

@De Gnomer: Woah there, chief. I'm just saying that a director has a lot on his plate, even in something as simple as this. No need to blow a blood vessel.

@De Gnomer: Careful, your ignorance is showing.

@Andrew Bates: Watch Primer... about 10 times.

More people would comment on this article, but they're too paranoid.

Note to self: keep an eye out for chicks with multi-colored bowls.

@xido: I believe I saw this in Maine a long time ago, I always told tales of the legendary McLobster but was never quite sure if my young mind dreamed it up.

@zelfmoordkonijn: No, you are.

@Jo: It just wouldn't be SNL without an extra 2 minutes past when they should have ended it.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: This needs a comic spread badly.

@Stunspot: The question I have isn't what tower is she connecting to, it's the size of the phone. I can't imagine the form factor of phones taking a jump back to the 90s.

Awesome picks, but it needed more beard-friendly options.

@devianaut: Mine is 22, it was passed on to me from a friend. I know it's completely random and mostly psychological, but goddamn if it isn't creepy sometimes.

@BOOTS in the World Series!: Not with film I assume. DSLR or does your DP have balls of steel?

@mark.p0rter: I know I've heard of England doing the same thing once or twice.

@Zuldim: You know what the difference is? This is funny. On the other hand, most of the "Obama is a Muslim Communist Hitler Anti-Christ" signs are dead serious.

@BeefSupreme: Between this and the cockfont, you just got hearted.

@BeefSupreme: Goddamnit, I had to download that.