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General Halfshaftery
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Now that's what i call a carboard cutout cut up!

I think the suicide robot dream ad should be much higher up the list, it's about as good as car commercial can get.

The mono wiper screams Mercedes-like sophistication and control.

a Prius is a noteworthy and expensive car (for Canada)

David has a secret however, he started that school fire twenty years ago, and it resulted in the death of seven people.

Les Merdeboîtes

Those twin inlets look perfectly suited to receive love from a towmotor.

To me the real disaster awaits inside:

UK vanity plates should read "I TALK FUNNY" or some such variant.

Remember two months ago when BMW announced a 10% price increase on the convertible?

What a perfect opportunity to re-introduce blood red interiors!

Market share increases that cannot be denied! Up 11% over Oldsmobile! Up 14% against AMC and 34% higher than Kaiser!

It's almost as if Jalopnik is entering a "Write the most depressing country song" contest today.

I try to keep the viewing of this link down to once a day as it really has an effect on my mood:

I love the smell of lead in the morning.

I won't get excited until i see one drive through a plate glass window.

I remember the taillights had that trapped moisture look that Cadillac later perfected with actual trapped moisture in the '92 STS.