The name should be changed to Chevy Meat, with a 'Beat' trim level.

I predict this car will have Xbox 360-like failure rates, regardless of colour.

This was my first car, right down to the colour combination. The only difference between this '75 and my '78 appears to be the headlight surrounds were smoothed on mine and not squared off like this example. And i'm not sure what those plastic tri-bulbs are at the back left of the engine bay.

That website gave me a "Vive le Québec libre!" headache.

All i want to know is when the next Phoenix will hit the streets.

I'm not so hot on it!

Look how GM refers to its brands as 'marketing divisions'. Maybe soon they'll start calling them 'bullshit channels'.

Here's what's depressin':

Woefully inappropiate in these severe recessionary times. Nice job Mercedes you clowns.

It is my understanding that Ricardo Montalban is a whore.

The side markers on the '62 Chrysler 300 are teh wicked.

If it's such an incredible deal then why doesn't a neighbour buy it? I'll tell you why! 1"666" Chicago Blvd.

That Spam van is turning me on.

Looks disjointed and busted.

Using the word little in auto advertising is now unimaginable only because so much of the population is big and fat.

Next up:

That's now the third grill for the bodystyle.

I picture a high mileage 1996 Lumina with a busted headlight and a dragging muffler.

What the hell! I saw this auction on eBay last week. Never thought it was a candidate for Crack Pipe as $8,500 ain't a lot i thought.

This was no accident, that dump truck was murdered... and i can prove it.