It's not too late to put a Chrysler under your tree!

Who wants to dumps millions into updating crash performance when all the occupants have one foot in the grave already?

OPEC you have no one to blame but your greedy gluttonous selves. Enjoy! I hope you backbite each other into oblivion in this buyer's market. The entire world had enough and has thrown its shoes at you.

You're two minutes late, i'm not paying!

I recently saw a Cobalt with a rotted out muffler. Since the car couldn't have been on the road more than four years i thought it to be bad news about Cobalts in general.

Holy smokes, this may be the most thorough post in the history of Jalopnik, perhaps the internet!

So where are they going to build the engines instead, the community pool?

I have stacks of old Car and Driver issues from the late eighties to the early nineties. It was prety much my sole source of all things automotive for a long time. About five years ago i started another subscription for nostalgia's sake but didn't renew it after the year was up.

I have searched my childhood memory databanks but have come up with no records of this vehicle. Perhaps it was not exported to Canada?

I don't care if the price of oil has dropped significantly as of late, those mileage numbers still make me uneasy.

I would say the disparity in obesity rates has just as much to do with diet as "active transportation". Americans drink far more calories than just twenty or thirty years ago (which the body does not register as food intake and wants just as much despite the addition of hundreds of calories) and portion size…

Oh no that was Santa Claus and his winter beater sleigh!

The 2010 Ford Fusion has... Wessonality!

For those who haven't seen it, The Notorious Bettie Page is an excellent account of her life. Gretchen Mol as Bettie is incredible in the role.

Of course it works great, it's a Concorde part!

GEORGE: "All right, just give me my car and let me get the hell out of here."

@DoctorNine of Se7en:

@Tony87:

"I'd show you the onion on my belt, but i dropped it in the tank for real GO power, A-OK!"

@Bob1967: