The longer this drags out the more tainted the GM and Chrysler marques become. Hand me a 30% off coupon for their cars and i'd still wince.

See now if it were a Pontiac Acadian...

The world has bailout fever, and i'm the cure...or something.

@Ray Wert:

Hey that's great. Now they're after Canada to provide $6 billion, which after exchange and population is factored amounts to about $45-50 billion US.

Why was the original story posted before learning of Ford's position?

I take it tar doesn't come off with clearcoat polishing compound like the FUCK YOU BITCH spray painted on my car...

Our 'parking enforcement officers' may just be angry over having to do their jobs in this:

@yisoo:

Son of a bitch, i'm in downtown Toronto right now!

@Miscellanea, now on the main floor!:

Somebody spraypainted FUCK YOU BITCH on my driver's side rear door while i was parked in an apartment building's visitor's lot in Guelph Ontario in the mid '90s. I was flattered about the offer for sex but bitch?

With sixth gear you get egg roll.

@Slantsick- on layaway at SPATULA CITY: `

Its profile has an almost Mercedes-like look to it. A big honkin' American Mercedes mind you.

If there were ever a car that amounted to nothing more than a guy behind a curtain like in The Wizard of Oz this is it.

@Elhigh:

I like how his first instinct was a Princess Di in the tunnel-like morbid snap-a-shot, hey maybe he was there two years later!

This story and accompanying photos are not appropriate for Jalopnik. Someone's life very well may have ended on that car and it's now comical fodder on the internet. Not so funny.

No more Taurus X?!? Fuuuck you!