It was a good idea to take Marvin Lewis off of the chopping block list. Mike Brown won’t fire him. The pope is more likely to get fired.

I don’t blame him for wanting to leave. The Mets clearly don’t care enough about him - they made him wear the ridiculous uniform in the picture. There aren’t even any pinstripes on the nameplate!

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Thankfully, Salt-N-Pepa went back to the drawing board after that first draft.

Fortunately for the teacher, the good teen was the only teen in the room who knew how to throw a punch.

I fail to see how this looks anything like a home run.

Staff of Deadspin vs. Staph of Tampa Bay - who ya got?

Mike Brown should be between getting hit by a car and Dan Snyder.

Seems likely to me that Obama wouldn’t want his presidency to end on the partisan note of pulling Garland’s nomination. If Democrats take control of the Senate in the upcoming election, though, it seems possible that the current Democratic senators could filibuster Garland until they seize control.

That haircut is not ok.

You got a portion of the joke! Keep going - there’s more in there.

Donald Trump thinks it’s a total double standard that Mexicans are celebrated for stealing home on national television, while Trump catches shit just for bragging about it.

Serious Ashley Feinberg is just as compelling as Funny Ashley Feinberg. I’m impressed.

Typo correction: he is “straight shitter”.

I would assume that nearly all Republican lawmakers don’t want you to vote for Donald Trump - most are waiting until everyone is paying attention to say it publicly.

The conversion chart in the back of my Trapper Keeper indicates that the correct unit of measure is the “hogshead.” The Blue Jays slapped a hogshead of Yu dongs.

“Because the Rangers can be whoever you want them to be, really.”

I’m looking forward to Jezebel’s analysis of The Lovely Ladies.