Well, that result would certainly be surprising.

A relative of mine used to drive Amish families around full-time - he called his van “The Yoder Loader”.

This explains why Jim Kelly lost so many teeth?

We just need to find the best argument for Ichiro supplanting Pete, because Pete is stupid shithead.

My biggest issue with the online password reset questions: I share all of these accounts with my spouse. Should I enter the name of my first pet or the name of her first pet?

Obama still wore cargo shorts - and had the cell phone belt clip. Lots of dad cred there.

Under this new setup, if an assistant coach comes out on the field to check on a player, the other team’s players have an incentive to try to provoke the assistant coach into jawing back at them.

And the award for Most Unexpected Dickens Reference goes to...

And by “HR”, I mean Harold Reynolds, of course.

I was totally on board with Deadspin’s conversion of phrases such as “stroked a dong” into sports lingo, until I started subconsciously inserting those phrases into conversation. That only works if everyone around me reads Deadspin. If I talk about baseball at work again, HR is going to intervene.

Those people aren't invited to the orgy then. There's more than enough of the rest of us.

It’s going to be an absolute orgy in the comments on the day the Cardinals lose the game that eliminates them from playoff contention.

Give Nadal the French Open title in 2009 - he would have won 10 French Open titles in a row. I think that would have given him 74 straight match wins at the French Open to begin his career.

Everyone should be talking about The Americans more. You’re on the right track after the Pastor Tim comment today and a reference to glanders a couple of months ago.

StReich Three

It would be smart for teams to employ translators who are willing to make classy statements on behalf of players, in complete disregard of what the players actually said in their native language.

What poise. A true champion.

I know someone that tore a bicep tendon in his right arm about 10 years after tearing the bicep tendon in his left arm. In both cases, he wasn’t engaging in activity that came anywhere close to “strenuous” - he was just taking Cipro at the time both injuries occurred.