This looks dumber than fuck. There opening weekend.

Do the distributors make money in perpetuity off products someone else created? Yes? Then why shouldn’t the creators?

God, I hated the recent MK movie (a lot of due to Cole Young, one of the dirt-worst audience-surrogate characters in recent memory)....but my ears are perking up at this. Come on, it’s Karl Urban, I’m not made of stone.

Most MMO subscriptions are $13-15/month and a Destiny 2 Season is usually 3 months long. $4/mo seems perfectly reasonable to me.

Yeah, coming at it with movie vs comic logic is it. What kills me is that phase 3, and early phase 4 started priming folks for more comic logic, I think it was easier for folks when it was on Disney+ over movies— but even then, could argue phase 1-3 were training audiences, I guess it didn’t take, but also to me that…

It’s gotta be reading comics, and not being a chud, that’s the difference. A friend of mine, she doesn’t read comics, said there was lazy writing because Janet is too smart not to mention Kang is down there, and not to do it, etc. And I said “smart people do dumb things all the time, also, that’s basically the kicking…

...which now is everyone. You don’t have rides at Disney because you only appeal to a fringe element. You have rides because you are completely and utterly the mainstream.

Taika made Captain America: The First Avenger? 

Figures. Oh well.

Having played plenty of Armored Core I can say the video looked pretty representative what gameplay is like, just with fancy camera angles instead of being fixed behind the player and the HUD off.

I played Marvel’s Avengers when it came out, enjoyed the singleplayer, and then stalled hard on the endgame (even when I was a loyal player and the game had its largest playerbase) because it was super bland and repetitive.

But what was supposed to be the endgame content for GK? I played completely through GK as…

Please stop making Willy Wonka movies... That is all. 

While it appears to be an accidental slipup by Musk, it’s also entirely possible he dropped the info on purpose to get people to stop talking about the Twitter Blue catastrophe.

If the child is X, it stands to reason that his father would give him a $300 chrome Starship model to play with.

i am a real journalist: this is an op-ed.

It’s bittersweet. I’m glad we’re finally getting more Venture Bros. but also sad that this might be the last Venture Bros. we ever get.

“Orlando would still be swamps and orange groves.”

Remember kids:

This man committed a crime and confessed to it. There’s no debate there, and he served an appropriate amount of time behind bars.