You am not learn our language! Bad job!

If Adrienne King is playing an older version of Alice, they’ll presumably have to deal with the effects of getting an ice pick through the brain, then becoming a rotten corpse left at the altar to Mother. Unless they decide to just make everything after part 1 non-canon, which would kinda suck. But hey, if anyone can…

i know she’s a Bad Person, but we don’t talk enough about how, almost more importantly, she’s a Bad Actress. i’m so fucking glad i don’t have to see her in star wars anymore.

For what its worth, I don’t feel Ghosts of Mars is horrible either (though perhaps I’ve got a greater tolerance for movies than others).

The first X-Men movie was a shock to Hollywood.  It had a way bigger impact than it gets credit for.  

Bautista is a much better actor than Drax is allowed to be, if that makes sense.

Not necessarily, as that’s not how IVF and surrogacy work. But he has ejaculated at least 10 times.

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

This is 100% how I feel about it. As I get older, the less gore I need to see. I’m all for a good monster, some violence and blood, but gore for gore’s sake is not what I’m in for any longer.

I’d settle for a sequel with Pablo, Kelly and Brandy continuing the fight without Ash.

I’m sure a lot of it has to do with the way the company’s opinions have changed after the hacks, but Nintendo has always been bizarrely secretive when it comes to their internal procedures and processes.

Old man shouts at cartoon not designed for him...

Are you kidding?! It’s easily his best film to date from a “critical” perspective. It wasn’t as intense, nor as engaging, as his previous films, but those suffered from some pretty amateurish mistakes. There were many things that were completely unmotivated and were done purely for style or effect.

I don’t think Nope…

I might be the only person who actually really enjoys The Eternals

I will absolutely die on the hill that Day of the Dead is the best of the bunch.

I second your love of Day of the Dead.

It’s a good idea because that makes it possible to have something plugged into the Deck while it’s sitting upright with a kickstand or something similar. Otherwise, you’ve got to have some kind of contraption to lift it up high enough that it has clearance under it, or you have to have a specially-designed dock with a…

Gunn absolutely has that earnestness. If you don’t think so, I dunno what the hell you’ve been watching, but it sure isn’t Guardians of the Galaxy or Peacemaker.

Frank Stallone?

Jason X was definitely the most goofy and self-referential. He impales David Cronenberg with a spear! Also sticking the girl’s head in liquid nitrogen and then smashing it on the counter should have been high on this list.