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It will entirely depend on whether they’re half hour or hour episodes. If the former, 18 is totally fine. If the latter, which is what I would have to assume, that’s almost certainly 4-6 episodes too many.

Listen.....ugh.......Daredevil is a Top 5 all-time favorite Marvel characters for me and I want nothing more than for this show to be incredible, but....nothing about the way they’ve gone about this version of the show sounds promising.

I’m not saying it can’t work, plenty of projects had rocky productions and turned

There’s a lot of things on this list I vehemently disagree with but, of them all, you genuinely would not catch me f’ing dead putting ketchup on a burger and this mustard slander WILL NOT STAND! NOT IN MY HOUSE! I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED AND MUST LET EVERYONE KNOW!

For real, though, fuck ketchup...that shits for fries/tots

We can (and absolutely SHOULD) be mad at Game Mill, but let’s not excuse WB/Legendary, either. They made the deal, they allowed this game to happen under these conditions, and every single license holder who continues to work with them carries the blame.

You don’t need the drunk/hungover qualifier, Jason X is just a super fun movie. People always feel the need to give it these weird backhanded compliments, like they’re ashamed of it, but it’s one of the very few entries in the series that knows exactly what it is and what it’s doing from the very first frame.

That’s fairly close to my personal ranking, but I might switch 4 and remake, definitely swap Jason X and FvJ...then move FvJ down to dead fucking last because I hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it with every fiber of my being.

Or forcing WB Montreal to stop fixing the awful PC version of Arkham Origins to work on dlc...they got the big game-breaking stuff, but it’s still buggy to this day.

The craziest thing about the whole Halloween series is that, if Carpenter had had his way, it wouldn’t even have been a series. He didn’t want to do a sequel at all but the first made so much money that the producers demanded one, and he essentially just crapped out the script for Halloween 2 over a drunken weekend.

Could be, but this seems to me more like WB just shitting out a quick/cheap port hoping to make some easy money and crossing their fingers that no one would notice or care. Shiver Entertainment and Saber Interactive handled the port (they also did MK11's Switch port), and NRS’ Derek Kirtzic confirmed they had nothing

The problem Kills and Ends had (as much as I enjoyed them for what they were) is that they also debuted day and date on Peacock, the reviews reflected that they were lesser films than Halloween 2018, and the audience turnout for them reflected both the somewhat middling reviews AND that they were streaming

They won’t do it because they’re creatively bankrupt cowards, but the ONLY way a Halloween series works is as an anthology, like John Carpenter and Debra Hill originally intended.

Go back to Season of the Witch and just run absolutely hog-wild with the Cult of Thorn shit. Get weird and abstract and stupid and fucking ow

The only relatable character trait Bowser has ever had.

Or, it’s an unsurprisingly terrible port of a current-gen only game that should never have been ported to Switch in the first place.

Or, y’know...none of it fuckin matters and Zelda’s timeline/universe has always been an absolute shitshow because no one making the games actually gave a shit about the lore outside of whichever specific game they were working on at the time and what worked for that game and ONLY that game because they don’t see them

What’s annoying about this isn’t the canonical mispronunciation, it’s the intent behind it.

Instead of setting the record straight and pronouncing it the way it is actually pronounced, they just decided that the fans (and, let’s be entirely honest, specifically the Western fans) were too lazy and stupid to say it

Bethesda has, more or less, been making the exact same game for over 20 years. Updated/upgraded, sure, loads of new either half-baked to over-baked systems added...but their core gameplay design philosophy has been unchanged since at least Morrowind, and it’s completely exhausted.

No.

It really, really is...that they didn’t just give Simon Pegg free reign with the franchise after Beyond is a testament to Paramount’s stupidity.

If anyone has ever worked in fast food and tasted the concentrated Coke syrup that gets put into the fountain machines, that’s what this shit taste like.

It’s fucking awful, like all their other recent variant flavors.

Nope, not a single drop, and considering Halloween Ends it’ll have to be another reboot. For my money, they just need to go the route Carpenter wanted initially, and make it an anthology series...but they won’t, because they’re cowards.