This is an astonishingly bad take, Fusion is great.

I liked Samus Returns, it’s a good game, but 100% AM2R is the better of the two.

I would have loved it for sure, but I knew it wasn’t being developed in-house by Capcom and they detailed way ahead of time what they had cut and that we weren’t getting Mercenaries, so I didn’t expect anything.

I didn’t expect to see Prime 4 yet, sadly, all I was hoping for was Prime Trilogy or some kind of 2D collection...hell, I’d have taken an Other M remaster (that game sucks because of the story, but the gameplay is solid).

What I was not in a million years expecting was Nintendo resurrecting Dread.

As a Metroid mega-nerd…

Special Edition:

Oh goddamnit...I JUST got the Monster Hunter Rise SE.

A bit of context: Dread isn’t “new”, strictly speaking

Dread was officially announced in 2004, and then disappeared. If I remember correctly, there might have been a screenshot and a brief description in Nintendo Power, but that’s all we ever got. Everyone assumed it had been cancelled, but those crazy bastards did it,…

Oh right, Ghost Survivors was dlc, I always forget that wasn’t in from launch day. I still don’t know that’d I’d fully count them, though, since they’re just time trials made up of 100% reused assets.

And though I would have been happy is RE3R (which, for the record, I enjoyed more then RE2R) get some dlc, I certainly…

Eh? RE7 had a bunch of dlc, most of it pretty solid. The only other RE games release since that were the RE2/3 remakes. They were remakes, did anyone actually expect them to get a bunch of new dlc content? I certainly didn’t.

Not really, it was all luck. Right time, right place. If youtubers hadn’t picked it up it could just as easily have been a total flop.

Check a look.

Now you do, and knowledge is power!

No way in hell this was worse than Gearbox. It sucked, don’t get me wrong, but it was still leagues better than Gearbox.

Did people not know or just not care that FnaF was born out of his horrific Christian edutainment games?

None of this should be surprising.

E3 has been mostly miserable, so that tracks.

You’re never getting a sequel to New Vegas. Bethesda HATES that it’s more popular than their mainline entries, and Obsidian doesn’t need the work.

Cool beans, friend! I don’t need the approval of people I don’t know to validate my opinions.

They are villain-first, that’s the nature of the medium, but at least Batman get’s like half the screen time in the rest. He’s barely even in The Dark Knight.

Every “best superhero movie list” has to shock us by putting The Dark Knight at #2 and a random Marvel movie at #1. That’s just because no one wants to admit what we all know: The Dark Knight is the best superhero movie, and that’s not likely to change.

Alright...fuck sake....

The “WORLDS MOST POWERFUL CONSOLE” and half of these things are STILL pre-rendered, showing zero gameplay and giving us no context for what the game will actually be.

Development is hard and this year is more fucked up than most, I’m not discounting that, but it’s E3...this is the BIG SHOW.

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