>Tattooed McHairgel Von Looks Like All My Exes

I object to this man being called a “beefcake”. He’s super skinny and scrawny. You’re being misled by the beard (which I admit I find attractive and don’t even feel bad about that fact).

Honestly, I just want to trim / groom his beard, I don’t care who he wants to fake-vote for. (No, that’s not a euphemism for anything remotely sexual, it really is bugging me.)

I am very concerned about the (lack of a) gap between my thighs.

I am very concerned about the wage gap which clearly exists between me and Jennifer Lawrence.

So perpetuating this intolerance and leaving some disabled woman on the side of the road stranded somehow makes things better in your mind? Are you daft?

aaaaaaand.... you’re wrong.

But that didn’t happen, did it? We’re talking about a Trump supporter denying a Bernie supporter help. Could the same happen if it was the reverse? Certainly. Would most Trump supporters do the same that this guy did? Likely not, because they’re probably not assholes. But trying to justify this because the possibility…

Bullshit.

Her cause could be "Make Marriage Great Again," essentially, "how to deep-throat your rich husband to keep him away from the other bimbos" is something she would probably be qualified to champion. It would be like returning to the Mad Men era, as far as male-female relationships, "Meet your man at the door dressed in…

It’s all relative, though. I have zero desire to ever live in a house again. All the upkeep, multiple entrances, and space I don’t need are total deal breakers.

Really? Because last I checked Hillary was dominating Old Man Sanders across the country. So it follows that almost everyone would agree with my post.

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