As the CEO of the Galaxy I give you a Star of your own. Enjoy.

For me, people complaining about how much stuff costs at airports should just consider it an idiot tax. Too rushed or dumb to pick up and scarf a McMuffin™ on the way to the airport? Too fucking bad, that’s on you for not allowing an extra 5 minutes. Just so enamoured of that candy-shelled lobster made of marzipan…