In a statement to the press, Waller Sheriff Rosco P. Coletrane stated that the youth was quite simply a “good ol boy”, and furthermore “wasn’t meanin’ no harm”.

Former Green Beret Highly Skilled at Difficult Extractions

I rebut: Covfefe HAMBERDER.

Help! Trump Spoke to CNBC and I Don’t Understand Anything He Just Said

This. No wallet, but my guess it might be under the seat. I’m sure the river is still butt ass cold and probably flowing like a motherfucker. Very,very easy to get in big trouble when all you meant to do was wade in for a second.

I live in Oregon, and I support a secession of the western states (OR, WA, CA) to form Pacifica.
If that doesn’t work, I’d like Canada to adopt us as Canada’s ballsack (look at the geography).

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

In case anyone out there was confused about how the voting/enfranchisement system was rigged, here it is. Jill Stein filed for a recount. She paid the required fees. And now, suddenly, she is not “aggrieved” enough to demand a recount. Any registered voter should be entitled to demand a recount if they can pay the…

For any Jezzies in the DC area, please consider coming out and supporting Comet. My family was there Saturday, less than 24-hours before this idiot walked in with an AR-15 assault rifle. We were with friends and their child, supporting this beloved local business...and now we will be going there every damn week to…

Doesn’t this means you should go there MORE often, in defense of American jobs? This is not the time for cowardice.

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

Very disappointing. I misread that second paragraph to read the cops had shot Rudy Giuliani.

This is disgusting. I can’t believe in the desperate search for mid-day ratings, a network TV station would air such garbage. I hope more people get angry about this, ugh, Rudy Giuliani, what a waste.

It’s on Jezebel because Rachel knew I’d immediately start laughing and show it to my wife (who is a woman). Shared this with my sister, too. She's also a woman, and she finds scatalogical humor just as funny as any dude I've ever met.

Probably didn’t have enough of Brett Favre’s dignity on it.

Damn it. I saw this last weekend and wanted to post it on Oppo, but I couldn’t find a link to the video that didn’t involve Facebook. Then I got bored. Look, a bunny!

“Ted Cruz? An inspiration to every kid in America who worries that he’ll never be able to run for president because nobody likes him. He’s running. And look, I told Barack, if you really, really want to remake the Supreme Court, nominate Cruz. Before you know it, you’ll have eight vacancies.”