I'm surprised Maxence Parrot has time to post snarky tweets when he's all wrapped up in a campaign to retrieve a stray dog.

This is clearly one of the unintended consequences of Putin's partial rollback of Gorbachev's Glasnost policies. Had Putin not placed tighter restrictions on the import of western television programs, Russian citizens would have had the opportunity to see the final 30 seconds of every "The Price Is Right" broadcast.

Wouldn't it be Space Needle dick?

Lane said she once lectured him when he leaned in to kiss her after dropping off a Christmas tree at her house in 2003

"No need to answer any more questions or waste any more time with this outfit"

Is this what they meant when they said it was just a shade under 100% complete?

Go play around with the map.

It was a tough day, for sure.

Idiotic and smug. The smart money in 2015 is on the Los Angeles Rams.

At least North Korea occasionally feeds its stray dogs.

Biathletes posing in a dual bathroom. That's funny. What's funnier and even more literal - but what can't be seen in this picture - is what the curling team did in there.

Look, if they're going to be putting these athletes up in what amount to flophouses, who better to report on it than a Whyno?

"Hey hey hey! This team can't play!"

Given the effect Hot Pockets have on one's digestive functions, I respectfully suggest you're thinking of the term "pass" in the wrong context.

It's odd to see him scramble. I've always thought of him as more of a (Hot) Pocket passer.

Meanwhile, upstate in Tampa, the Bucs text about pus a lot.

I don't have an opinion one way or another. I just chimed in to state my admiration for your screen name.

The fact that we're making fun of the tortured gyration of old-guy Faces is the precise reason why Rod Stewart and Ronnie Wood have been reluctant to take their show back on the road.

[On second thought . . . no]

If it looks similar to Ryan Miller's, that's because Bishop did the art for both.