That sign in the old Yankee Stadium was right: Nobody Beats the Wiz.

I assume Prime Prep Academy graduates move on to lucrative careers at Maaco.

It's always fun to spring a huge surprise on a family member and then let the dogs into the picture.

Practice.

A Raider sporting a pair of cans eating a plate of cookies. How is JaMarcus Russell not involved with this?

Unfortunately, Notre Dame would go on to lose the game. Way to let Yussuf down, jerks.

PICTURED: Two guys who can sell out an arena in Phoenix.

It would be refreshing to learn that Eli actually succeeded in retaining possession of something.

My story's pretty similar. I used to see Jackie every now and again at a Chesterfield, MO supermarket as we both had a habit of grocery shopping on Sunday mornings. I once told him that he will always have the consolation of knowing he made the entire St. Louis region very happy that day. I saw him a couple of months…

"Weir behind!"

"I had an awful, awful warm-up."

Here in Missouri, "Truman's Day Spa" is a euphemism for taking a brisk walk, reading the paper with a hot cup of black coffee and then enjoying a firm bowel movement.

I was behind this guy driving home tonight. I have no idea how he fits a wife and 5 daughters in that truck.

I think I speak for everyone when I say this is hardly the time or place for meteorology jokes. Good day, Sir.

Arlington Councilwoman Janice Cox-Zucker fails to see what all the fuss is about.

...you can't get more Canadian than Wes McCauley

Clearly this was not planned by a native New Yorker. The locals all know that Chinatown is the most appropriate place toboggan.

Is there anyone other than Reilly not in favor of Regis' side?

And what exactly did you expect to Gain by posting this?

Don't these people understand that dining at White Castle is in and of itself a ticket to the Super Bowl?