Beck is seeking $500,000 in pain and suffering, plus $100,000 in legal bills, and is a bad person

That's the most repulsive-looking 3-way not involving Ron Jeremy that I've ever seen.

How is someone named Ramona not covering the Braves?

I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes. Then I remembered Alan Vale is a lifelong Raptors fan.

Well, you didn't expect a former QB to shop at Saks, did you?

-3

Yankee Chip-N-Dipper

The results are kind of mesmerizing, although not without the occasional unfortunate swastika.

Oprah wouldn't have much of a chance here, but the field is thin.

Also not intended to be all inclusive: The Masters.

(Angrily tears up Super Bowl ticket)

Fantastic +1

Great strategic move on the part of the home team Adelaide Bite. It truly does help to have an Ace in the hole.

[Redacted - no point in adding to the pile of un-Berra-ble puns]

It's his first head coaching gig after being passed over numerous times in a 20-year NFL career

This would sit better with Browns fans were the guys in charge of the coaching search not named Vladimir and Estragon.

+1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 schlemele, schlemozzle...

Sometimes LeBron wishes he could take all the shots

Walmart attire is just fine. He learned from Steve McNair what happens when former NFL QB's wear garments from Target.

It's refreshing to read a high school basketball story that focuses on something that actually stays in the air.