If Snyder changes the name to "Generals," I fully expect the Harlem Globetrotters to sue, not for trademark infringement but rather for product disparagement.

* Broken infrastructure? Check

I prefer "LeBaroning," which is covering yourself with Corinthian leather and hoping nobody notices that you leave a puddle of oily brown liquid behind anytime you stand still for at least two minutes.

Rather apropos, seeing as how the average Wonderlic score of a Millen draft pick ranged from 4-20.

"It makes me sad to watch the erosion of the American work ethic. In my day, it wasn't unusual to spend 16 hours in a recording studio just few hours after a long night of beating the sons."

"Called tricks that start with a pass from 9 should be left to the real professionals."

Big deal. I know a lot of guys about Bird's age who messed with idling Pacers back in the day.

Some guys wear sleeves & some don't

Look, I don't know how Budweiser is connected, but I can tell you from things I heard from people who actually knew her that Terri Schiavo was a first class bitch. Not only did she frequently browbeat her husband in public, she was also rude to store clerks, restaurant waitstaff and even an off-duty fireman who once…

Pastor Tim Christensen of Gold Hill Lutheran Church in Butte, Montana. . . closed by . . . doing a Superman reveal

I'm pretty sure "bud light" is Colorado vernacular for "matches."

It's as if none of you have ever heard of the San Francisco Embargo-dero.

That Coke machine is too far away. The drop zone should be much closer to the drink.

In keeping with the golf theme, -1.

This makes me feel glad all over.

Sadly, this career Expo has generated more media activity than Steve Rogers ever did.

+1

Green olives stuffed with Maytag bleu cheese. Now there's a bloody garnish in excelsis.

People who worked in television in those days called a blowout a "husky," which was another way of saying it was a dog because it was bad for ratings.

<reads revised rulebook>