yet another kick to L.A.'s groin

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Ron: U n shape?

"It was real. It felt impotent."

As you might imagine, it did not end well for the Qatari

I freaked out, my friends freaked out, I peed in my pants a little bit.

I'm conflicted. Cutler's threat to "block" someone seems grossly out of character, however the part about football being the least of his worries is spot-on accurate.

"I have people that run my Twitter."

+1

"Balotelli should consider himself fortunate. Some Mancini knockouts have much more severe and permanent consequences."

Wedge-related detrius currently haunting Jason Whitlock: Week-old bleu cheese crumbles and bacon bits he found between the cushions of his couch.

This Is How Kris Draper Ends

GOD HAS NO SOUL

The smart money is on San Diego losing the hosting rights to the Halaliday Bowl.

"That's the biggest mark I've ever seen."

I hope all the Red Sox fans didn't get too sanguine about Beltran's apparent interest in the team. I think we're all familiar with the very brief lifespan of a Boston bias.

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Stoli gimlet with crystal-clear ice made in my new 2 inch spherical molds. Smooooooove.

Set your wayback machines to 1993. I was sitting for the Missouri Bar which is administered in only one location - the Ramada Inn in Jefferson City. Why Jefferson City? Well, because it's the state capital. Why the Ramada Inn? Well, because it was owned by the Clerk of the Missouri Supreme Court. FYI, Jefferson City…